Lippy Dinner

Here's hoping none of my bird-faced friends experience the horror of this happening tomorrow. 

Thank you to those who've stuck with this barmy journey through the sometimes terrifying psyche of the card-makers of the past. 

I genuinely hope you do enjoy a very Happy Christmas and, in the words of that great sage, Crimewatch's Nick Ross "Don't have nightmares!"

This Little Piggie...

You'd think a dog would know how to use a lead properly. I like the fact that the trapped cats are trying to protest from their holly-strewn cages. Festive. 

The Persistence of Merry

This Dali-esque image of inter-species relations is just so very merry!

A Hearty Welcome

Nothing says 'Hearty Welcome' to me like being mauled violently by a polar bear in an icy wasteland. Happy Christmas, indeed. 

Boozy Blakey

I'd run too. 

This drunk, threatening snowman also appears to be dressed as a strange foreshadowing of the character Blakey from 'On the Buses'.

Sinister Santie

Are you delivering those presents, or nicking them, 'Santa'? 

Stocking Surprise!

Our first ever reader submission here, from the lovely Andy Bloor! A real surprise for the kids' stockings this year - an infinite supply of nightmares. Lovely!